NOTICE：There is absolutely nothing funnier than having your Japanese teacher (who looks weirdly like Mr. Moussa) say `G'day mate` in an Australian/Japanese accent first thing in the morning.
Were covering english proverbs in class. I was asked what my favourite is and I gave a quote thats not exactly a proverb but I was on the spot! My english teacher then wrote on the board my quote `A rose by any other name would smell as sweat.` I could not stop laughing. I will be using this new quote from now on.
Favourite new saying: (old japanese proverb) `Monkeys can fall from tree` Try saying that in a deep, profound, proverbial tone.